- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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