What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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4 hours later.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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