who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

I'm Polish.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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