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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Women's Rights

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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