- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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