Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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sky's sty

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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