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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Chinese men having large penis.

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