Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

hextech crafting too opieop

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Women's rights.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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