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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Roses are red, yup.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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