- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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