- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

a man makes a bad joke

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Ask me if im a tree? No

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

1+1=2

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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