- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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