you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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