- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

I forgot what i was gonna say

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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