- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

1+1=2

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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