- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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