Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

G:nock nock B:come in!

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