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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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