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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

whats yellow after cani...nathan

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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