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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Women's Rights.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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