- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Terraria

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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