If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Religion.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Bob Saget

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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