What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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