- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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