Why didn't he finish his

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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