What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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