Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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