What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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