Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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