- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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