- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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