- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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