- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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