Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Women's Rights

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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