knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Guess what? Bananas

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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