- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Sex vagina. lol.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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