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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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osama bin laden is dead

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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