- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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