Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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