- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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