- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Neither did she.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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