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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What do u call a cripple Biv

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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