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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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