- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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