- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

KONY 2012

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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