What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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THE GAME.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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