- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

A paralysed man falls over.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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