Bob Saget

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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