Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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