A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Anything involving women..

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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